They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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