She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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