Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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