But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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