I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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