I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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