I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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