Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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