hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Randomize
