do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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