I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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