its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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