i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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