life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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