she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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