Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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