dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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