I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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