A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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