At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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