ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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