ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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