"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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