Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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