Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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