ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
where am i from again
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I AM VODKA MAN
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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