Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
kristin has been a bad kristin
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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