I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It was a blind-side dick pic.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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