i don't like sucking hair
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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