I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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