I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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