it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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