Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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