That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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