I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
