Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
