so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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