Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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