Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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