Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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