yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish life had little blips of pornography
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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