my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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