Sry I called you an 8
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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