He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize