it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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