shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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