I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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