Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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