Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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