i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
