why do cheetos always look like penises
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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