Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
