I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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