Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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