we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
