Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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